55 Absolutely Unhinged Funny Senior Quotes (+Quote Generator)
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Are you looking for funny senior quotes to use in your high school yearbook? Look no further my friend.
Let me guess, the yearbook committee has put out an announcement to submit your yearbook quotes and you’re scrambling!
I remember I was so ready for graduation, I wasn’t even thinking about what I wanted for the yearbook.
Plus, I had no idea what kind of quote I wanted to use. Funny? Serious? Sentimental? IDK!
So that made it so much more annoying…or maybe that was just my senioritis kicking in.
Related: 77 Non Cringy Graduation Captions To Use This Year
If you’re not the sentimental type, going for something like “If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it” is just not your vibe. I get it!
Life is too hard to be serious all the time. Nah, we’re having fun over here!
So look, I got you. I don’t want you to struggle like I did, so I created this list of some insanely funny senior yearbook ideas that will have you so obsessed you can’t wait for everyone else to read it.
These are seriously hilarious…and a little unhinged, hehe.
Keep reading for 55 best funny senior quotes that EVERYONE will remember.
…Plus if you need help choosing your senior quote, there’s a quote generator to help you pick!
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55 Best Funny Senior Yearbook Quotes
- I’m not asleep, my mind is alive. -Taylor Swift
- Gotta keep an umbrella at all times to protect myself from the tears of my haters.
- Lower your expectations, so you’ll always achieve them. -dad
- Why fall in love, when you can fall asleep?
- I’m not lazy, my battery saver is on.
- Bye ya’ll, I won’t remember none of you anyways.
- If there’s a will, there’s a way. If there’s ChatGPT, then there’s my A.
- I don’t dream of work.
- Just here for the snacks.
- My blood type is coffee.
- The roof is not my son, but I will raise it.
- My favorite colors are red white and blue, until its flashing behind me.
- I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
- Goodbye everyone. I’ll remember you all in therapy.
- They say high school is the best time of your life, God, I hope they’re wrong.
- I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hoodwinked, lead astray!
- They told me to follow my dreams, so I went back to bed.
- Don’t follow your dreams, follow me on TikTok.
- I miss the old Kayne.
- Don’t mess up your senior quote. -Mom
- I swear I turned in my homework on time.
- If a time traveler doesn’t come back to stop me, how bad of a decision can it be?
- Stay positive, test negative
- Kim, people are dying.
- I don’t don’t dislike ya’ll.
- I’m done, stop asking me for –
- This was nothing like victorious.
- Life is soup. I am a fork.
- I made it to Nov 16 2023. Zac and Cody would be proud.
- I feel like a single mom who works too hard, who loves her kids, and never stops.
- Cheaters never win, but I just graduated.
- I only came because y’all would lock my mama up, and I love my mama.
- Is this due at 11:59pm too?
- Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know if you’re gonna graduate.
- If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
- People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
- I wanna forgive you, and I wanna forget you.
- When one door closes, just go open it. That’s how doors work.
- …So I can write anything in here?
- In girl world, I’m TikTok famous.
- Delulu I be, until the death of me.
- senior? I still order from the kids menu.
- remember it’s better to cheat, than repeat.
- Being able to find x will really come in handy.
- I want to thank ChatGPT. Thank you.
- Google should be graduating not me.
- Let me call God and make sure he cancelled my subscription to the trials and tribulations package.
- GRWM to never enter this place ever again.
- Life isn’t amazing, it isn’t what it should be.
- If i had a dollar for every time I procrastinated, I’d probably start counting tomorrow.
- I’m not a senior, I’m a level 12 scholar of life.
- Of course I look good. Did you know how much time I spent in the closet?
- High school taught me math, but whose gonna teach me how to do my taxes.
- I came, I saw, I made it awkward.
- I’m not saying I’m a genius, but I did make it out of high school without taking a single note.
- I graduated, but I still can’t figure out if ‘I before E except after C’ is a lie or a conspiracy.
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Before You Go…
Now that you have the perfect list of funny senior quotes for your yearbook, here’s another little gem I have for you…
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